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What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

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What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!