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What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

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What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!