What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

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What do you call salesman with a lisp?

Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

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How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!