What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

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How do you make a dog say meow?

Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

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What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.