How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

They both make black guys run faster

What did the black guy get on his SAT?

Watermelon juice.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.