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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

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What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Cut the rope.

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It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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Stop peaking at me.

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You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.