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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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He fell out of the tree

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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.