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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

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I can't even

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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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Suh Dude

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.