What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Up Jokes More Up Jokes

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

How is the retarded basketball player doing?

Well, he has his ups and down's.

Remote Control Jokes More Remote Control Jokes

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control