What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

Moove Jokes More Moove Jokes

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve