Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Slaughter House Jokes More Slaughter House Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.