What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

To be alone with his thots

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

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What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

A-CAW!

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

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What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

To be alone with his thots

Whats a hoes idea?

A Thot.