What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

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Because he was coffin...

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.