How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Your plaice or mine'!

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What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

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How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.