What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

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Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it.