Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

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What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth!

What's the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.