How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

He knew where to put it..

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room