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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

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Swishnu

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD