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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD