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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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What is a double-blind study?

Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

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What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

Rearranged the furniture

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.