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When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."