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When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.