When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.