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When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.