How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.