How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito?

Its one of his joke.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.