Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

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What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

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What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.