What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

Confederate Jokes More Confederate Jokes

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

Southerner Jokes More Southerner Jokes

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

Confederate Flag Jokes More Confederate Flag Jokes

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?