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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

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How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!