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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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He had a plane to catch.

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

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A-lou-AK-bar.

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!