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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Aloha Ackbar!

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Aloha ackbar

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PUNCH!

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport