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Aloha Ackbar Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

Admiral Ackbar Jokes More Admiral Ackbar Jokes

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes More Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM