Aloha Ackbar Jokes

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Jihadist Jokes More Jihadist Jokes

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

Admiral Ackbar Jokes More Admiral Ackbar Jokes

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

Aloha Jokes More Aloha Jokes

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE