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Aloha Ackbar Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Jihadist Jokes More Jihadist Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes More Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do we need to die?

Chickens

Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.