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Aloha Ackbar Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes More Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Aloha Jokes More Aloha Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

Admiral Ackbar Jokes More Admiral Ackbar Jokes

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.