Aloha Ackbar Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Jihadist Jokes More Jihadist Jokes

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

With a low "ha"

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar