Aloha Ackbar Jokes

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.