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Admiral Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

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Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Aloha Ackbar Jokes More Aloha Ackbar Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Star Wars Character Jokes More Star Wars Character Jokes

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!