Admiral Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Aloha Ackbar Jokes More Aloha Ackbar Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump