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Admiral Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

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Star Wars Character Jokes More Star Wars Character Jokes

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

Aloha Ackbar Jokes More Aloha Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!