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Admiral Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

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Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

Star Wars Character Jokes More Star Wars Character Jokes

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Aloha Ackbar Jokes More Aloha Ackbar Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!