Admiral Ackbar Jokes

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life