Aloha Jokes

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

Jahbless

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

Aloha Akbar Jokes More Aloha Akbar Jokes

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.