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Aloha Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

Aloha Snackbar Jokes More Aloha Snackbar Jokes

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

Jihadist Jokes More Jihadist Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!