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What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What color are Margaery's eyes?

Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

What is the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes More Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.