Aloha Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Jihadist Jokes More Jihadist Jokes

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Aloha Ackbar Jokes More Aloha Ackbar Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything?

9/12

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.