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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Hula the dogs out?

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Pacific rim

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At the Allah hu snackbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.