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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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They lie still.

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Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Aloha ackbar

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Pacific rim

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Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

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ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.