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What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar