What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

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What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!