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What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

What do you call a chat site for terrorists?

Allahu Chatbar.

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.