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What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.