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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Little Patient Jokes More Little Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.