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What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.