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What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?

Hop in!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!