What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.