What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver