What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz.

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz.

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

Tell them it floats!