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What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz.

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Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.