What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.