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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

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What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!