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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

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Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

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What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

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What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants