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What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie