What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!