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What did the yogi have for breakfast?

An lette

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What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?

M'mosa

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

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What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!