What did the yogi have for breakfast?

An lette

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What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi