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What did (x) say to (x)?

(Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.