What did (x) say to (x)?

(Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

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3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have?

3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.