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What did (x) say to (x)?

(Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

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3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.