What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'.

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.