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What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'.

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!