What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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What does your Dad sell?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

Out dated farming equipment.