What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

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Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.