Because they're not PC.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
Greengos*
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
APPLES!!!*
Reasons to be offended.
Because they are always V-triggered
He had a bad experience with Windows
Because consoles can't ketchup.