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Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

Ocdc Jokes More Ocdc Jokes

What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?

OC/DC

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

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Rock Band Jokes More Rock Band Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360