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Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?

Because the P is silent

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

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What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?

OC/DC

Rock Band Jokes More Rock Band Jokes

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore