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Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?

Because the P is silent

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

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Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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Rock Band Jokes More Rock Band Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes