OCDC
Because the C-section is always messy.
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
Mount Rushmore
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
Because it's too cold out tide.
Because it's sham poo.