What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

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What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

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What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.