What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

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What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

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What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.