What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

9 Inch Jokes More 9 Inch Jokes

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.