What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend?

He can't even last a femtosecond!

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!