What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

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What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.