Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.