Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

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How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!