What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.