How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.