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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.