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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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Who would you turn to face?

Be careful with whom you chose

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...