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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.