What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.