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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.