What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)