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What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's the difference between U and I?

J

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

10yo Jokes More 10yo Jokes

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.