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What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT